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World's Greatest Ex

from Best Of Heath Allyn, Vol. 1 by Heath Allyn

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When you look back on love, do you see bridges on fire
And littered with the bodies of those that you desired
Immolation, devastation and scorched earth where your heart once grew

Well that's not how I roll, I like to keep it optimistic
To all those I've loved, you'll never just be a statistic
You'll always have the little piece of my soul that I left with you

Every word I ever said is completely true
And you know I said I'd always be here for you
You've got your laundry list of everything about me that you think sucks

The way you shot our love to pieces
All I can say is nice shooting, Tex
I may have been a disappointment
But I'm the worlds greatest ex

Well you can talk to me about your new lover
You can take some solace from me if you're distressed
Just take whatever you want from me and bury the rest

I'm glad to hear you found someone better
I hope it stays exciting, shiny and new
I hope he makes you feel everything you said only I could ever do

You'd lost your faith in love and I brought it back
You felt so full of love you thought you'd have a heart attack
Unfortunately I turned out too good to be true

But if there's ever anything I can help with
Like heavy lifting or incredible sex
Well you can always count on me because I'm the world's greatest ex

So if there's any of you thinking you might want me
If you're lucky maybe you could be next
But let's just skip the pain the heartache and forget the pretext
We'll start right at the end and just begin being vexed
Fast forward to our breakup and I'll be your world's greatest ex

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from Best Of Heath Allyn, Vol. 1, released March 21, 2020

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