Beez McKeever

by Heath Allyn

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A very silly song I wrote as a tribute to the Prop/Costume Diva from Mystery Science Theater 3000.


Once upon a time, way back in the day
I used to watch a lot of MST3K
I never saw a lot of the earlier shows
So I decided to go back and give ’em a go

Watching some videos, “Behind The Scenes”
I was reminded of a queen upon my screen
A feeling so familiar despite the years
That I wrote it in a song for the world to hear

I’ve still got a crush on Beez McKeever
The magical prop and costume diva
And if I ever met her then I’d never wanna leave her
‘Cause I’ve still got a crush on Beez McKeever

I hope you like this song
And I swear I’m not a creeper


released March 30, 2021


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Heath Allyn Austin, Texas

Actor and musician in Austin, TX.

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